We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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