im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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