It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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