grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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