I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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