I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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