HIV tests are more positive than that guy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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