It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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