I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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