Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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