I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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