my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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