therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I did not marry a roomba.
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