STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Never let your siblings swipe right.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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