Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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