Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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