on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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