yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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