How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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