Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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