butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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