One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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