Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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