did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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