Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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