When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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