How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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