Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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