She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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