I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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