google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
this is an emotional support booty call
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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