just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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