Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
The ass gains better be worth it
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