If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
be right there i have to get my cape
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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