Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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