You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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