Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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