What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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