What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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