After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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