You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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