Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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