we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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