He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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