i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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