I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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