Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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