it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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