I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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