So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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